Business Cat

⚠ FIRST on the Robinhood Chain — Market Volatility Detected

CA: closing deal soon

CRITICAL ERROR

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be to the moon.

Robinhood Chain Synergy Failed

Synergy buffer overflow at 0xDIAMOND. Retry with more hands?

Illegal Operation

Market Volatility Detected. Stonks may go up, down, or sideways.

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Business squirrel in a suit with a red tie glowing on the Windows XP Bliss wallpaper

business_cat_lore.txt — Notepad

The Legend of Business Cat

On July 1, 2026, Robinhood launched Robinhood Chain mainnet — their shiny new L2 with tokenized stocks, 24/7 trading, and DeFi tools. While suits celebrated "institutional grade" infrastructure, one anon dropped a single image: an adorable cat in a business suit and glasses, staring through the screen like he already owned the chain. They called him Business Cat. FIRST on the Robinhood Chain.

"I close deals, Meow."

robinhood.com — Robinhood Chain mainnet

He is the businessman bridging the gap between retail traders on Robinhood and the trenches. Kinda like a mascot for the memecoins exploding on Robinhood's own network.

"Suited, caffeinated, and zyned."

The cat who shows up to the boardroom in a tie but still aped your coin at 3 a.m. From one post to everywhere, Business Cat wasn't just on the chain — he's going VIRAL on Instagram.

"From one post to everywhere."

instagram.com — Business Cat goes viral

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The suited, caffeinated, zyned mascot of the Robinhood Chain. Please do not close any windows — they are structural.

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Business Cat in a suit holding the green Robinhood coin with a briefcase

I close deals, Meow.

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Diversified. Sort of.

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A laptop covered in dozens of fake Windows XP error pop-ups with a business cat

The dashboard at market open.

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Business Cat standing in front of the Robinhood glass headquarters

FIRST on the chain.